Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Miss June: Jessie--So Much To Love!



She's a fun gal, our Jessie. Big and bold and dumb as a Bundt pan--the way Florida men like their women.

Jessie loves conspiracy theories, Vin Diesel, and Doritos.

Put your finger in a conservative woman and make a wish! Summer's comin'!

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Miss April: Megan




She's a charmer! Anger and ignorance and Photo Shop make a beautiful conservative.

Miss March: Tina



Coming in like a lion!

Miss February: Paula



Story coming soon!

Miss January: Alice





Few women are as lovely and as industrious as Alice. Her passions and her libido led to her being run out of academia, but she has now turned that focus toward the pro-life movement, flamenco, and persistent trolling from her desk in a Manhattan law office.

"Irony," she says, "is my strongest accessory."